Message from @ouroboros

Discord ID: 301536019054854162


2017-04-12 01:51:08 UTC  

>return from getting shitfaced at a party

2017-04-12 01:51:22 UTC  

>roomate is walking around the apartment with a hammer

2017-04-12 01:51:39 UTC  

>what are you doing there bud?

2017-04-12 01:51:53 UTC  

>"im going nigger hunting

2017-04-12 01:52:11 UTC  

>Thisisgonnabegood.jpg

2017-04-12 01:52:16 UTC  

>why?

2017-04-12 01:52:53 UTC  

>i was walking Paige (fat bitch) back from the bar and got jumped by like 5 niggers

2017-04-12 01:53:05 UTC  

>Medfag senses tingle

2017-04-12 01:53:17 UTC  

>lemme see yor eyes

2017-04-12 01:53:34 UTC  

>no concussion but bruising around orbitals

2017-04-12 01:54:07 UTC  

>He tells me there were like 5 guys but they couldnt fight for shit

2017-04-12 01:54:23 UTC  

>Walk into our Slav roomates room

2017-04-12 01:54:30 UTC  

>tell him what's up

2017-04-12 01:54:40 UTC  

>Deus Vult no hesitation

2017-04-12 01:55:14 UTC  

>3 guys equipped with 1 hammer 1 knfe and a beer bottle walk down dimly lit path

2017-04-12 01:55:30 UTC  

>He shows us where he got jumped

2017-04-12 01:55:45 UTC  

>we see a cop car not 15 feet away

2017-04-12 01:55:56 UTC  

>hide various weapons under a tree

2017-04-12 01:56:07 UTC  

>approach police car

2017-04-12 01:56:14 UTC  

>no police

2017-04-12 01:56:29 UTC  

>walk down into a small cul de sac

2017-04-12 01:56:47 UTC  

>cops are walking toward us with 2 nigs in custody

2017-04-12 01:56:55 UTC  

>friend goes ballistic

2017-04-12 01:57:00 UTC  

>THATS HIM

2017-04-12 01:57:07 UTC  

>FUCK YOU

2017-04-12 01:57:19 UTC  

>try to get him to calm down

2017-04-12 01:57:29 UTC  

>almost screams the word nigger

2017-04-12 01:57:40 UTC  

> cop tells him to calm down

2017-04-12 01:58:19 UTC  

>roomate says "i know it was you, you got nappy ass hair you piece of shit

2017-04-12 01:58:26 UTC  

>lmfao.jpg

2017-04-12 01:58:38 UTC  

I will hunt some more niggers when i get home
Too much work on mobile

2017-04-12 01:58:51 UTC  

>someone who saw the fight called the cops

2017-04-12 01:59:20 UTC  

>had a video on their phone, got to watch it. Roomate is a bitch but handled it well

2017-04-12 01:59:25 UTC  

>so proud

2017-04-12 01:59:41 UTC  

>and thats the day i accepted my title as nig hunter

2017-04-12 01:59:59 UTC  

Nice story, kekd

2017-04-12 02:00:12 UTC  

Kek

2017-04-12 02:00:18 UTC  

i have a pretty weird story that happened recently

2017-04-12 02:00:21 UTC  

also nig related

2017-04-12 02:00:27 UTC  

I have a story I'll have to tell you when I'm off mobile