Message from @Dirty Dutchman

Discord ID: 509603919622701066


2018-11-07 05:41:20 UTC  

seriously

2018-11-07 05:41:31 UTC  

do your best to just accept it and move on with your life dude

2018-11-07 05:41:35 UTC  

How do get broads to duck tho

2018-11-07 05:41:44 UTC  

no

2018-11-07 05:41:47 UTC  

easy

2018-11-07 05:41:54 UTC  

your life is set in stone in your young adult years

2018-11-07 05:41:54 UTC  

oh, because the thousands of dollars that are wasted on a ceremony rather than a car or a tv. @Nip Crippler

2018-11-07 05:41:54 UTC  

tindr/grinder depending on your sexuality

2018-11-07 05:41:54 UTC  

for some it takes longer than others. just do you

2018-11-07 05:42:11 UTC  

also what ceremony though?

2018-11-07 05:42:11 UTC  

@Dirty Dutchman get used to the single life buddy it will all be downhill from here

2018-11-07 05:42:13 UTC  

#yolo

2018-11-07 05:42:16 UTC  

your life is basically over

2018-11-07 05:42:28 UTC  

you have absolutely nothing left to look forward to

2018-11-07 05:42:33 UTC  

this is why your cock bleeds.

2018-11-07 05:42:40 UTC  

it's vicarious i'm sure

2018-11-07 05:43:07 UTC  

nah my dicks been bleeding since i was 16

2018-11-07 05:43:50 UTC  

well

2018-11-07 05:43:51 UTC  

i-i cant find duke nukem, i know i have it in this computer but i cant find it :/

2018-11-07 05:44:01 UTC  

ive never had a cut on my dick until this month

2018-11-07 05:44:02 UTC  

Y’all are not helpful

2018-11-07 05:44:08 UTC  

(not quite a cut but whatever)

2018-11-07 05:44:15 UTC  

but ive been jizzing blood since 16

2018-11-07 05:44:27 UTC  

nigga you just don't wanna listen to me @Dirty Dutchman

2018-11-07 05:44:33 UTC  

@Dirty Dutchman stop bitching and grow a spine you slack jawed faggot

2018-11-07 05:44:42 UTC  

oh, crushed gonads? @FUCK fire

2018-11-07 05:44:42 UTC  

bloody cum sounds like a great party trick

2018-11-07 05:45:06 UTC  

wageeeeeeeeeeeeee the warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

2018-11-07 05:45:09 UTC  

organized crime

2018-11-07 05:45:20 UTC  

sneaaaaaakkkkkkkkk attack reppeled down thee rocks

2018-11-07 05:45:21 UTC  

@卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几 one was because my head was sensitive but that wasnt me jizzing blood

2018-11-07 05:45:25 UTC  

some people risk to employ me

2018-11-07 05:45:29 UTC  

i cum blood is also a cannibal corpse song 😂 😂 😂

2018-11-07 05:45:39 UTC  

@卄卂ㄥ匚丨ㄖ几 when ive jizzed blood it hasnt been because of any injury

2018-11-07 05:45:40 UTC  

some people live to destroy me

2018-11-07 05:45:41 UTC  

either way

2018-11-07 05:45:43 UTC  

it just happened

2018-11-07 05:45:46 UTC  

they DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2018-11-07 05:45:47 UTC  

@Nip Crippler too many cunts jabbering

2018-11-07 05:45:58 UTC  

@Dirty Dutchman youre dumb as fuck