I was drunk one night and he called me confessing he had a crush on me after telling everyone he was gay and had a boyfriend.

Begging for friendship

You broke his tubby little heart

Instead of earning it

I literally had to just be like "thanks but no thanks"

nobody ever hurt firewing properly, he was impervious and thirsty

Came off the call and just went back into VC

lolfire is sensitive as hell

Lolfire is too sensitive

you say something to him and in 6 weeks he'll bring it up while he's drunk

Yeah and that makes it funnier

When drunk*

@Lolfire#6016

Idk maybe I’m just a lil bit mean

That’s why I dislike him

He asked me 13 times if I hated him within a 4 day period

Quite a tragic story

Lmao

Did he actually leave

@Data Pagan mean

looks like

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm concerned that he left with "Goodbye"

hahaha'

What’s my body count at now?

He’ll be back tomorrow

He’ll be back later today

@lolfire rip

he'll return when he's sober

Yeet

@Data Pagan like at least 20

He’s not gonna hurt himself while he’s still got a cyber bf

yell at me baby

But yeah he'll be back

@soup dad IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED!?!

I tried to get him into running, because apparently he used to be a tracker.

YOU FUCKING SOUTHERN CUCK?!?!

This isn’t the first time I’ve chased him off

This place is like a car crash, no matter how much you want to you can't look away

Probs wont be the last either

He'll be back