The cog for my garage door opener chain disintegrated

im a virgin because gamers dont take ls

original joke made by me

Now it’s just flopping around a bare bolt

And apparently English is not your native tongue

Fuck

fuck

Fuck

My garage door opener broke like 6 months ago.... I mean fuck

I need a whole new chain

I have no idea what we're talking about I'm to high

And a new rail

Those are a pain in the ass to fix too

My parents had to get theirs fixed because some fucking raccoon thought it was a swing

i feel very posh in rimworld

my best shooter is going for a hunt in a nearby valley for some extra meat

we need lavish meals

Rofl

I'm repeatedly throwing myself at the four kings in dark souls switch

The one to our dorms have been broken for a bit though

I'm still at work.

Nightshift is torture on my soul

Cannae wait to finish

One cool thing about overnight shifts is you can tell people to fuck off while you drink at 7am

I could if I wanted to but I don't drink.

I should take some days off

At least I’m finally getting PTO

@Data Pagan it's gonna take you a few to fix the door and that printer

Oh damn my name changed

I have no printer

Well that's why it won't print

The door should only take two or three hours

alka seltzer’s and vodka

Great wake up call

Need to yank the current rail off and just install a cable chain instead of a full chain

Which shouldn’t be too painful, if not just annoying

That's what she said

You are not funny or witty

Getting late, see y’all tomorrow

I'm not I just want people to like me

Go away lolfire