FBI open up

It’s ok buddy I knwo you have a small penis

Don’t cry about it

It’s fine

'hey I'm sorry, I know you wanted to rape me and it's not going well. Can I make you a cup of tea and get you some tissues?'

its enough to stuff ur ass tho

oh

thats what matters

having a dick big enough to rape some random dude on a autistic discord

@Aya gets him one of those chairs they use at therapist lessons

Why go to a therapist about being raped then therapist is

Also who the fuck hates their son so much they name him Noah

The rapist

God

Well that explains it

lmao

@╰☆☆ 𝔖𝔗ℜՑ𝔅Յℜℜ𝔶 ☆☆╮ hol up I’m in the bible

I can get god to banish you

does that mean u a jew

WHAY PMAO

Guys who invented the boat guy noah? Was it god?

Christianity

Rart

*r a r t*

Bible role play, this is officially among the lowest points in general

debatable

No it isnt

and u know it

you're in the bible as someone from a place so shit god downed them all. Even if the original noah wasn't an ass, his mum and dad would have drowned and they were the ones who gave him the shit name

No what about sexy bible roleplay?

QED you have a shit name

@T e x I can only think of equally shitty situations

u mean u never shagged someone and call her Maria

so u can spread the holy juice in her face

come here eve make me your adam

A DAMN THAT ASS GOOD

@Aya Noah was apparently 300 years old so his parents were long dead

I want ass too

ass or tits

so that means if I fucked Noahs mum im into necrofilia?

ASS