Knee replacement

And aortic valve first ep

Walk down stairs and see my parents eating crisps as salsa while watching it

On a goat?

Hot, medium, or mild Salsa?

That sounds way better than standard daytime television, ngl

and then they beat u with a flip flop for getting out of bed

Nah they were like “come this is what you do”

imagine dying on tv tho

“Be doctor”

that'd be pretty cool

You do sugury and bring glory to this household

It’s only a knee replacement

for the heart surgery one

Oh right

Lure all the virgins to the bacement for the sacrifice

used to be an adventurer like you until i took an arrow in the knee

No

suppose they would choose something with a high success rate rather than something really complicated to televise though

Face transplants would be fun to watch

Maybe

I find it pretty cool how they show it tho

Birds eye view?

Nah different camera angles

Heart ops are way safer nowadays, it's riskier when it involves spinal or people with lower quality of life

One of the surgeons even have a gopro

Any music or just macinary beeps?

Nah it’s unedited live footage with commentary over it

That sounds kinda cool

Better than daytime tele, thats for fucking sure

Ikr

Game shows need gassed

Same with all talent shows

Coronation street as well

^

Holly oaks

game shows used to be good

Eastenders also

All of them

Holly oaks is the fucking orst

dont even go there