Turkey ain't that nice tbh
Beef and Ham is better
The one exception being fried okra. Fried okra is the only reason I tolerate these cousin-fuckers.
But you are a cousin fucker
We had a christmas where they cooked a duck, but didn’t realize duck has fuck-all meat on it. So it was a mainly vegetable christmas dinner. We were all awake atcthe end and bored with each other.
Implying my cousins would go out with me
Low standards
Nah, most of the family are ultra-conservative baptist hillbilly nutjobs.
Beef varies with me.
While Duck does have feck all its still some good meat
Thai basil duck is fucking glorious if done right.
Bad beef feels like I’m chewing a seatbelt.
Try sharing one duck with ten people.
Well just renounce whatever pissed em off and than go bang your cousins
Duck has to be seasoned absolutely perfect or it's terrible but god when it's right it's amazing
I was pissed
Fair fair
10 people 1 Duck
I’d have gotten more meat from a fish finger.
Dammit, now I want fish fingers and beans.
They do something here called "tur-duck-en" and that shit is scary
Chicken in a duck in a turkey
Oui
Turducken
Sounds like a heart attack
Jontron made a good turducken
Ive seen that
It sounds like white people white peopling tbh
White people smh
Jontron disappeared off the face of the earth again
Thats also true
What'd he do now
Nothing
Just disappeared
into the mist again
Jinx
*Fuck*
Oh wasn't his big controversy just saying "I think we should be careful who we let in the country" or some shit
Todd you owe me a coke
And was labeled a neo nazi for it
