http://i.imgur.com/0xy0Tk4.gifv

The kicker is that I need propane for the grill. The cashier said there is none

At a gas station buying propane

@Burnside Nice, my father was in the seebees in WW2, but I found out the Army is best since it gives you more options when you inlist, besides the Chair Force and Mar- I mean people who shit all over and shoot, the marines

mine died at Okinawa

Crayons

Damn, sorry man

My GP made air based and bridges

I think he was at Iwo Jima too

praise mattis

My grandparent was in the Navy, Pacific theater. Got two Purple Hearts, one at Midway the other at Iwo Jima

REEE MARINES GET OUT

Grandfather*. Mobile shit

muhrines

Then my other grandfather went to Vietnam

And my Dad Desert Storm

Look look, Chair force https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTc5TLZe0aY

It's that dumb muhrine oorah hooa, not our kinda hooa, hooa

I want my son in the Army

I hope

NOT IN THE fucking Marishits

My grandfather was in the Colombian Navy (pls no bully). He was the navigator on one of their destroyers. He's the most based guy I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. He taught me how to box and play chess when I was younger. He also can never mention Barack Obama without calling him a nigger.

K E K

*King Nigger, -My Grandpa

My mother's side of the family all got out before their respective conflicts. A great uncle on my dad's side was a '52 ball turret gunner in the second great

Shit lucky

52?

Also if Civil War breaks out here, I will fight for him

I would be fucked

Lucky he survived, ballturrets had the highest fatality rate of any airman iirc

Behind enemy lines

I would try and play espionage

I sound gay so It could work

http://i.imgur.com/uwmVS8Z.gifv

Accidental pence

Nothing happening in mich, our blacks are half-red

>Not being a comfy medic

>

Medics are at the battle though

>tfw navy wouldn't let you be a corpsman