I'm getting paid 14 bucks an hour at my current job

Was gonna get paid 20 for this one

I’m hittin $48/hour for this class coming up

The niggas said they'd contact me through phone call or text

On the 16th I’ll be getting $64/hour

Oooh nice son. This isn't even my profession. Still bank.

4 days later I see a email for the job interview

FUCK

I feel ya

@Kareemstar you make decent money like.

I'm coming to your wedding.

To get badgered

Hey man, it’s a boring job but someone’s gotta do it

Fuck yah bro

@Shut Up Eve Get Soy so we can start planning our wedding so @Tea can come

Most of the soys are gay tbh.

Yeah, but I won’t flirt with a whitey

She has to get soy first

It’s less demeaning to myself

Rofl, I get that.

@Shut Up Eve get soy

Tea is the gayest of the soys

Start a Change.org petition to get Eve soy status lmfao

Am no gay

Cow's pfp scared the shit outta me for like 2 seocnds

@Kareemstar did someone update your pfp?

Sure you aren't mate

And I'm the pope

it looks better than when I made it

@Pirate you did!

I haven’t changed it

nah I dont remember the shading on the beard looking that good

@Strayan't don't start. You are the pope.

seriously wat

weird flex but okay

SMOKES

LETS GO

actual confusion

It’s jus cause it’s smaller

what

I just had one Dazzie.