lol u wont die

drink the rest of my 8 pints of pbr

die a slow painful death

ur liver will fail and theyll plug u into a machine

I'll unplug

fine

then I'll keep smoking menthols

th long con

fill your bathtub with water

drink a whole bottle of everclear

go in bathtub

I could just sit in the bathtub until I fall asleep

I'll sit there for days

waiting until I drop from exhaustion

and slip underwater

and tie your feet to the shower curtain thing

no,

if you gonna do that

at least take out some muzzies with you

I'll stap a suicide bomb to myself and run up to soros screaming allahu akbar

topkek

that would be the funniest news story

"man who wants muslims to freely cross border blown up by a man of unknown ethnicity for unknown reasons"

meanwhile its on video

with u screaming allahu akbar

lol I don't look muslim at all

darn forgot capslock

lol livestream with a phone strapped to your head

I'll use a go-pro

Come on 2s

maybe offer sorros a pepsi before I blow myself up

Kek

If you give Soros a Pepsi maybe he will stop funding white genocide

"Soros blown by suicide bomber, motive unknown"

Man of Asian origin

police are investigating the identity of the attacker

Asian*

Kek