Im still brown

If your showering for 5 minutes your doing it wrong

next time there's some irl shit imma turn up unwashed on the first day

do a subway shower

I mean it takes me about 30-40 mins to shower

and everyone will go in for a hug then be repelled by stench

but most normal people with short hair can shower in like 5-10 mins

@Jim force the hug anyway

25 minutes

dont let em back off

oh i will

It's bulking season

Washing my hair takes like 10 minutes alone

whose hugging?

the clean must fear the smelle

u hug your boss?

i actually do

we're good friends

@Limmat no, it's stay twink season fuc

going for dinner with her next weekend

Lol

:0

Am hungry tho

eat white bread

"bulking"

with zero nutritional value

4 pieces of bacon

that's 1 sandwich

is reggae still a thing

<:real:437117551089287180> get that 4 pieces of bacon into 8 with a 6 egg omelette filled with vegies

plus a shake

and a cup of kawfee

butter coffee

keep it keto

maaaaaate

currently bulking

People shit on butter coffee

it's actual good

choccy milk and junk food

pfft

4 slices is the correct bacon:bread ratio