According to the police report, while he was being questioned by the officers about the alleged sexual assault, Bryant said, “I should have done what Shaq does,” adding, “Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars.” The report added, “Kobe stated that Shaq does this to keep the girls quiet.”

blus clus

stev frm blus clus

If the earth were flat, how come you can see any other mountains from that point

What?

lol

wat

*confused screeching*

Cant lol

I'm almost as stupid as the people who take this chat seriously

*cant

Sorry

I are have stupid

r/im14andthisisdeep

*Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness. Science fiction It is already happening to some extent in our own society. Instead of removing the conditions that make people depressed modern society gives them antidepressant drugs. In effect antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual's internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable.*

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Imagine pizza but on a burger

Uhh

Burger bun, cheese, tomatoes/ tomato sauce...

A burger is a pizza

Tomato sauce is a soda

Because tomato is a fruit

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Ketchup is soda

Seen it be4

@The_chickenmaster it is a sports drink

Wrong

why don't you ever see a plane going over the curve like boats do?

globe busted

Bruh

how are you still a globehead after such a defeat? rip globe, you will not be missed

get rekt globeheads

Thought the moon rotates