The bait master

Fact

recluse bites suck major ass

yeah

idk who it is from the writing style but this is some lame b8 m8........... rate 14/88

fucking spiders

Secret investigator really

omfg I have a hole in my calf from one of those 8 legged fucks

its cow

its not cow

I got bit by a red back spider while i lived in Austrlia

spoidah

Not cow, verified

They should just take all fucking spiders and exile them to Australia, they seem used to it there.

oh shit a septic

what up

how ur doing

@whitenuke long story

Waiting to get out of here

spoidahs have been around for millions of years

If its a sock thats just funny

conclusion how did you get here

The bacteria are starting to evolve and eat away at muh flesh

they were around when pangaea was still a thing

papa doesnt deserve septic but im still gonna talk shit while he is there <@&473111631946317824>

Howd he get septic

thats what im asking

Posted a meme from re-zero

oh

Ah

lmao

rekt weeb

But its okay

Why they always saw yee haw and never haw yee ;-;

now this is whats its all about

I’ll just keep on rotting here

My police senpai mods eye me in disgust I imagine

Until i get rescued

Or with pity perhaps?

ever seen spider porn?

Shit's cool