honestly i'm so mad

i'm tryna rail this thot and i'm too lazy to get rubbers so now i'm probably gonna have aids by the end of the weekend

big angry

gonna go down like eazy e

or tommy morrison

Get rubbers
Ezclap

or i could live to be like magic johnson

lmaooo

yeah but i'm a lazy bastard

tfw i'm willing to walk across 2 miles across town to get cheeks but not walk to the nearest dollar store to protect

Why

i'm lazy and stupid and horny

Well that's a mood

yeah

Pink whities?

yuuuup

if i catch aids or a kid i'm fucking shooting myself

i'm not old enough to be a father

or get aids

god it's gonna be KIDS all over

Kids are aids.

KIDS

that's a fucked up movie

Oh god

is this really ok

what

it's a movie about aids my guy

Ive just turned 20 and ive been looking after a kid for almost a year

Not too hard

too many colours

yeah but i have no career paths yet

Neither do i lol

and my aspirations involve wasting a lot of time in a gym

like a lot

not enough to sustain a job at the same time

😦

Im doing a chemistry degree but im also good enough at games to probably go pro

So i dunno what i wanna do

yeah i can't do chemistry

i'd die from confusement

if that's a word