Your a whitey, your Christmas comes in the form of anal from your uncle and malnourishment

He's right you know

Hope you all get loads of minecoins this xmas

Its the one year i actually need socks

Instead ive jist been offered sex and food

Why have that when you can have minecoins

@Spectre sex from your uncle?

All my work socks are shreds of material now

Yes

I need new socks

I see a few playlists here on Spotify for Top Christmas Hits, and I don't see fucking Snoopy's Christmas on ANY of these lists.

Get minecraft socks

The prophecy is true!

Just out the doctors boys

I aint dying

Mongoboot back?

No

Just a bad asthma flare up

@sweatercowsandsass GJ!

Ah

So i'm on the roids

5 days of steroids loooool

Nice

@sweatercowsandsass You gonna break something ?

oh, that sucks, kind of wanted the GJ to be to you not dying... Still applicable

Rip m8 used to be on steoids every winter as a kid

Prednisolne or whatever

Spelling ?

Yup

@sweatercowsandsass So this'll be you by the 5th day?

I usually end up on them once a year

That is disgusting

@Strayan't yes

This is the second year in a row ive not needed them and beleive me nu fingers are crossed i dont need them again people take breathing for granted and im out here just enjoying that i can, wish you a dpeedy recovery my weak lunged friend

Thanks fam

Asthma is a bitch

Have you considered buying socks?

Or minecoins

*"Asthma, because of all the things you could suck at, you really suck at breathing"*

Nobody *actually* buys socks, they just wait until xmas where they spawn in stockings

Wifey on steroids as well, fucking asthma sucks in the winter