woooooooooow

gotta show off the donk bruh

mate, you dont even wear jeans, your leg hair is a sufficient heat membrane

Bro you got a small dong if you have skinny jeans

donkkkk

not donggg

my dong is perfectly proportionate to my body

i mean

***booty***

Skinnies make me fucking pass out

but like

Freddy Mercury

Prince

Rick James

Well you probably got noodle limbs so I’m not surprised @Crawfoot

yeah when my blood can't flow through my ass properly i fucking have heart palpitations

And you’re like 5’5

why do everyone say 5'5

sorry

im 5'6

It’s the truth

5'4"

that was a bit late

damn

nah 5'-12"

why does everyone say 6'2''? makes all the real just barely 6 footers look bad.

I actually thought you were 5’7 not 5’6 wow

i literally am 5'11"

My mum is taller than you hahahahaha

@Arabman123 i thought so too, so ive told you that before

i wish i could just round out my height

but i looked at my passport

Though Belmonte did wear google glasses and I can’t forgive him for that

@toxic try stilts

shaq shit

He’s probably 5’6 with stilts

lmao

@Arabman123 also, im not gay, im dating a woman twice as old as me

woah

yer mum