Message from @Koninos

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2020-03-27 12:35:10 UTC  

but don't you need a special OR to extract viable organs?

2020-03-27 12:35:10 UTC  

So if an American visits for holiday...

2020-03-27 12:35:20 UTC  

Yes, they get doctors to do it

2020-03-27 12:35:26 UTC  

It's *very profitable*

2020-03-27 12:35:38 UTC  

But still, if the victim has a family and friends, you wouldn't bother getting their organs out to get money.

2020-03-27 12:35:43 UTC  

There's a reason why Cuba has the highest amount of qualified doctors per capita

2020-03-27 12:35:57 UTC  

You need to get rid of the victim as soon as possible before the cops break into your house.

2020-03-27 12:36:09 UTC  

Yes

2020-03-27 12:36:09 UTC  

And if you skip town, you're automatically targeted.

2020-03-27 12:36:22 UTC  

Though making a fake ID is easier than people think

2020-03-27 12:36:38 UTC  

Connections, I guess?

2020-03-27 12:37:02 UTC  

You really only need one form of ID and a birth certificate to get any other

2020-03-27 12:37:09 UTC  

But even with a fake ID, your old name is targeted.

2020-03-27 12:37:15 UTC  

Library cards can be taken on faith, birth certificate is the one you need to forge

2020-03-27 12:37:16 UTC  

And your old name comes with your face.

2020-03-27 12:37:20 UTC  

Hard but doable

2020-03-27 12:37:24 UTC  

Yeah, grow a moustache

2020-03-27 12:37:26 UTC  

Dye your hair

2020-03-27 12:37:30 UTC  

Speak differently

2020-03-27 12:37:42 UTC  

American accent time.

2020-03-27 12:37:50 UTC  

I really hate American accent though.

2020-03-27 12:37:57 UTC  

I'd do Irish

2020-03-27 12:38:09 UTC  

Australian, perhaps.

2020-03-27 12:38:15 UTC  

Graduated University of Belfast in something or other

2020-03-27 12:38:27 UTC  

That's my native one, so I'd have to change a bit

2020-03-27 12:38:37 UTC  

I guess it'd depend on your fake ID.

2020-03-27 13:39:54 UTC  

Why is America ravaged so badly by the virus? I need to reflect

2020-03-27 14:00:46 UTC  

Faggots

2020-03-27 14:01:06 UTC  

If you cant even shoot people in self defense

2020-03-27 14:01:21 UTC  

You deserved to be beaten or robbed

2020-03-27 14:24:17 UTC  

@Revolt Against Everything i believe this is because it the us could have had better reactions to the virus, we didnt act fast enough

2020-03-27 14:53:52 UTC  

heyy kiddos

2020-03-27 15:18:00 UTC  

howdy

2020-03-27 16:37:16 UTC  

Oh yeah

2020-03-27 16:37:20 UTC  

I think its happening

2020-03-27 16:39:51 UTC  

According to you, it's been happening for like, a few months now.

2020-03-27 19:30:40 UTC  

Everybody's got a red Solo cup
Fill it up, fill it up
Hear the beer spill on the ground

Everybody's all like "'Sup!
Yo man, 'sup!
Let's catch up!
Let's smoke up!
Look how many drinks I've downed!"

Every single song's all like "Whoop!"
They're all "Whoop!"
We're like "Yup
Turn it up!"
As we stumble to the sound

'Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse
To put your body through mad abuse
And I might pass out but it's alright
'Cause I'm Halloween partyin' hard tonight

It's Halloween!
It's Halloween!

2020-03-27 19:31:59 UTC  

I remember Halloween