Message from @RaffulJimJam

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2020-03-01 22:45:52 UTC  

ah a classic sign of turkish failure

2020-03-01 22:47:15 UTC  

```According to one of a group of similar legends, which vary only in detail, a baker of the 17th century, working through the night at a time when his city (either Vienna in 1683 or Budapest in 1686) was under siege by the Turks, heard faint underground rumbling sounds which, on investigation, proved to be caused by a Turkish attempt to invade the city by tunneling under the walls. The tunnel was blown up. The baker asked no reward other than the exclusive right to bake crescent-shaped pastries commemorating the incident, the crescent being the symbol of Islam. He was duly rewarded in this way, and the croissant was born. The story seems to owe its origin, or at least its wide diffusion, to Alfred Gottschalk, who wrote about the croissant for the first edition [1938] of the Larousse Gastronomique and there gave the legend in the Turkish attack on Budapest in 1686 version; but on the history of food, opted for the 'siege of Vienna in 1683' version.```

2020-03-01 22:49:11 UTC  

based

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/683808083201359873/iu.png

2020-03-01 22:51:38 UTC  

That would be a Kipferl though

2020-03-01 22:53:07 UTC  

Haven't Kipferls been around a lot longer though?

2020-03-01 22:54:26 UTC  

Its the same legend

2020-03-01 22:54:59 UTC  

But it was mentioned in 1200 yes

2020-03-01 22:55:05 UTC  

sometime around then

2020-03-01 22:57:02 UTC  

But either way Kipferl are crescent shaped as well, and Croissants supposedly came up in the 1700's

2020-03-01 22:57:21 UTC  

But who the fuck knows, all we know is that the French just appropriated from us

2020-03-01 22:57:57 UTC  

they are pretty similar. My theory is that kipferls were around far longer and the croissant is just a more recent evolution of it

2020-03-01 22:58:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/683810363929788541/its-friday-nigga-ce28ec-promo.png

2020-03-01 22:59:28 UTC  

thats what records show at least, supposedly it happened when Marie Antoinette took some with her during a france visit

2020-03-01 23:05:02 UTC  

😍

2020-03-01 23:05:06 UTC  

EL CID!!!!!!

2020-03-01 23:15:01 UTC  

el cid is an amazing film

2020-03-01 23:21:39 UTC  

Not the most accurate, but still very good

2020-03-01 23:33:27 UTC  

nice, in hd too

2020-03-02 01:53:37 UTC  

Egghead

2020-03-02 06:28:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/683923603657457664/1583123951630.png

2020-03-02 08:10:00 UTC  

Lightsabers instantly cauterize the wound

2020-03-02 08:10:18 UTC  

Wouldn't that make them more survivable then normal swords?

2020-03-02 08:23:22 UTC  

Perhaps

2020-03-02 08:23:51 UTC  

But im pretty sure it was a way not to have blood and make it family friendly

2020-03-02 08:31:25 UTC  

uh

2020-03-02 08:32:37 UTC  

I don't think family friendly was what they were going for

2020-03-02 08:32:46 UTC  

just a bonus

2020-03-02 08:45:41 UTC  

in reality it probably wouldn't do as much cauterizing as depicted

2020-03-02 08:45:48 UTC  

depending on how fast you swing it

2020-03-02 08:46:55 UTC  

actually

2020-03-02 08:46:57 UTC  

maybe no

2020-03-02 08:47:15 UTC  

idk the whole idea doesn't make much sense

2020-03-02 08:47:35 UTC  

they're hot enough to go through flesh and metal with ease

2020-03-02 08:48:08 UTC  

but somehow the radiant heat does not set the users clothes on fire

2020-03-02 08:48:18 UTC  

<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

2020-03-02 08:48:54 UTC  

to cut through steel that fast you need some serious heat

2020-03-02 08:50:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/683959362330296360/how_hot_is_a_lightsaber_-_Google_Search_-_Google_Chrome_3_2_2020_12_49_44_AM.png