HMRC wouldnt fucking tell you if there was a warrant out for your arrest for tax fraud

Thats the best part of it

HMRC can't issue warrants

Exactly

They'd knock on your door and ask to 'Please may we come in and have a chat?'

"do you have a moment to talk our saviors bobs and vagena?"

nah they send a letter, then a request for summons then a fine, then a summons then an arrest warrant

For tax fraud though Liam

Tax fraud

Yeah

There was a recorded message at the beginning telling me there was a case for tax fraud under my name and that if I didnt press 1 they'd arrest me shortly 😂

Like fuck they'd send a letter

@Strayan'tthis is uk HMRC

Maybe it would be a letter then

god i love pajeet

what a lad

Man I feel like I wanna call the number back and see what happens

shoulda told him sub to pewdiepie

fuck t series

It was an 0345 number

Ima call it back 😂

HMRC - Hollow Minority Refund Centre

Gees ur money

Do that at the end of every call, just a young 'sub to pewdiepie, fuck t series'? Sounds like effort...

Just phoned it back.... guess what... its a dead line 😂

@sweatercowsandsass wouldn't call if back

Ooft

lol

Howling

Can't they charge you thru lines

Yes

Not an 0345 number

Those are free

https://gfycat.com/QueasyBowedFieldspaniel

Only certain ones I take it

Bonk... this is general

DO MILK

Bonk, stay, I need more

Bonk is king of nsfw

I love bitches squirting milkies in my face

It's so loving and considerate ❤