no use going in half arsed

Legit he left me Monday and its been all downhill since

itll be ok

Nah

stiff upper lip and all that jazz

Yer maws got a stiff upper lip if ye know what i mean

*heh*

shes a nice woman

Take this here cup of cement, get it down ya, and harden the fuck up cunt

I bet your mom is a nice lady lmao

My mum thinks you're hilarious aha

she is a saint to put up with me and my father

She said she thought you were shy too

I was like PAH NO

LOL

oh wait till i bring a set of dominos with me

i can imagine she is mixing up respectful for shy there

she gon learn

Oh ffs

No dominos

yes dominos

Nobody in my family knows how to fucking play dominos

row them bones my g

They will laugh at you

Lmao

idgaf ill teach them

So if you're tshirt, does that make your mum cardigan?

my mum is just my mum

she is a saint

My little sister is gonna be like "why tf this old guy bringing dominos in the house"

Either that or she'll think you have pizza

probs the pizza one

Your sister is a hermit

My sister is 13

bruh apparently niggas in the uk dont play bones

Real

Old men in the uk play bones

shit had me like what

And bridge

we throw bones in texas

Yall don't play bones? The actual fuck