Got the right shirt though.

@Spork molk ~~funny~~

sunglasses to help me check out the thots

funny jok!!!!!

~~funny~~

That's Endecross is drag

@LorneM fuck you right

stop trying to put me down

thiccity thotty stay away from my wallety

i dont need this negativity

@Spork molk ~~trying to~~

i think i'm gonna change strategy on tinder. i'm going to make a good profile but then be weird on a date. instead of trying to attract and date a weirdo

i'll be the weirdo

Is Tinder just all dumpy birds trying to snatch desperate dudes for a night of disappointment?

it seems like it'll be easier

🅱️uger 💪🔥😤😘

more chins than a chinese phonebook

Jabba?

Renecca

I count 4 chins

so she sleeps with dogs.....

typical

That makeup itself probably adds an extra stone lol

@Bonk it can have a rather esoteric mix, i used it a while ages ago, got sick of it tbh, to "meat market" for me really

You'll get her number by her chin's chin's chinny chin chin

jesus christ

So I put on this video "Videos for cats to watch" because my cat watches TV

tinder shows you hot girls a lot, but like i said they're all certainly just like fishing for an ego boost

is scotland where the majority of our obesity rate comes from

Quest quit giving the other porkies attention 😭

more chins than a chinese phone book

or they're fucking nutters and nobody wants to date them locally

stolen

more chins then a barber shop

I just realized I drank an entire pot of coffee watching birds on a bird feeder with my cat

oh didnt see you type it 😄

Yeah I got no issues with online dating as long as its done right but Tinder seems to be the last place you are gonna find someone worth beating when you get home from a hard day's work

#Bonding

one of my pals married a doll he found on tinder, shes lovely tbh, and me bro is engaged to a doll he found on tinder, shes also lovely

we need the state to assign wives. i just want ruger to be happy and have babies

these hoes aint swipin