Yet he still lives

He is even bad at dying

Failed suicide

indeed

true

brb gonna make ramen at 3am

@Cosmic ill join you on that notion

I slept 2 hours and have 2 exams this very day

i cant do anything properly its a fact at this point

Anyone in uni here?

Suicide gets you arrested if you fail over here

Lmao

well dont tell them you failed

Suicide is punishable here

well they're trying to make sure you dont do it again

so eh

Max a lifetime prison sentence

the fuck

keep it a fuckin secret and try again

Back in the days though death sentence was a thing

Suicide is attempt at murder

wasnt that a meme

ye

They dont give a fuck who you murdering

"In 1964 Britain, suicide was punishable by death"

Lmao

Bulgaria man just fokin check it

there was a time were if you failed suicide or did you would get death sentence

You arent allowed to punch someone who is stabbing you

wha

thats stupid

ill john wick the nigga's neck e z

so just let em stab ya

@foxtreat elaborate

You can kill someone if they dont have a passport or id card though

Didn't say anything against kicking their gonads

what goddamned country are you from foxtreat

Bulgaria

Like dude
Ita fokin mad here

ah yes, eastern europe

thats a mad country