@Tea yer maw has an arse like the top of a broon sauce bottle

Can I get a translator?

ur mum has a dirty bum

♻ Patter @Ruger

Shut yer hole, you're not even properly scottish @󠀀󠀀AK

<:pepega:537028896437174292> 📢 **MAH ARSE IS ON FIRE**

Fucking Lothians ma arse

One of those worms from hitchhikers maybe

yer maws got a fanny like Mary Poppins handbag

"REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE" is Rugers patter motto

<:pepega:537028896437174292> 📢 **I GET IT MINES IS OAN FIRE**

Cause ye can fit a coat hanger in et

yer maw has a fanny like a yawning donkey

Yer maw wanks with a canoe

<:pepega:537028896437174292> 📣 **STOP EATING SPICY STUFF N YER ARSE WILLNY BE ON FIRE**

<:PEGA:533727176734933004> 📢 **i get it**

@Pr0NKula <:pepega:537028896437174292> 📣 Shut yer hole, you're not even properly scottish

:PEGA: 📢 *I dinny get it*

yer auld man has a face like a bag of elbows

Ur maw wanks with a Caber

<:pepega:537028896437174292> 📣 **we all get it**

@󠀀󠀀AK I'm a teuchter, I'm actually Scottish

I know I'm not scottish, though neither i ruger

yer maws so boufin, she has to wear Odour Eaters in her knickers

Yer maw resembles Boogie

@Pr0NKula it takes courage to admit your failings in life 👏

Yer naw puts teabags in her shoes the damp cunt

Mate, my whole life is a failure, not afraid to admit that

That's why I'm here

Yer maws had more thumbs up than Facebook

It all goes down here and then you end up here

Yer maw cosplays as te monster from goonies every day

yer maws thicker than a gorilla's foreskin

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RIP Harambe

Yer maw's got hair like roof insulation

Yer da's had mer fingers in his arse than crawfoot

Maw's jaws like a deck extension

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