Sook ma fucking left nut

shut yer puss fannybaws

One of the best songs ever to exist https://youtu.be/AFIBVNhjs7E

Fannybaws, what is this 2006

SHITE PATTER

Fucking hell mate, p5 patter

get tae fuck arsepiece

IT DIT DOG SHIT HAIRY FANNY JUICY TIT YOU ARE NOT IT

Arsepiece, Absolutely fuckin boggin patter

<@&473111631946317824> AIGHT CUNTS GET THE VEGEMITE LUBE

PIPE TAE FUCK DOWN NO BOLLOCKS

@Pr0NKula yer da watches love island

ARRESTED UNDER SECTION 23 OF THE SHITEPATTER ACT

PLEASE COME WITH ME

Ma da doesn't exist

PATTER POLIS WEEWOO WEEWOO

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@Pr0NKulaYER DA IS BURRIED ON LOVE ISLAND

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@Tea yer maw has an arse like the top of a broon sauce bottle

Can I get a translator?

ur mum has a dirty bum

♻ Patter @Ruger

Shut yer hole, you're not even properly scottish @󠀀󠀀AK

<:pepega:537028896437174292> 📢 **MAH ARSE IS ON FIRE**

Fucking Lothians ma arse

One of those worms from hitchhikers maybe

yer maws got a fanny like Mary Poppins handbag

"REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE" is Rugers patter motto

<:pepega:537028896437174292> 📢 **I GET IT MINES IS OAN FIRE**

Cause ye can fit a coat hanger in et

yer maw has a fanny like a yawning donkey

Yer maw wanks with a canoe

<:pepega:537028896437174292> 📣 **STOP EATING SPICY STUFF N YER ARSE WILLNY BE ON FIRE**

<:PEGA:533727176734933004> 📢 **i get it**

@Pr0NKula <:pepega:537028896437174292> 📣 Shut yer hole, you're not even properly scottish

:PEGA: 📢 *I dinny get it*

yer auld man has a face like a bag of elbows