my apple watch says my heartbeat is 99 BPM while i’m taking a shit

slow down bro, you might get a heartattack

thats normal

die while taking a shit fucking tasty

about 100 - 110 is normal

now it dipped to 59

i’m gonna die lmao

60 to 100 is again normal

Hey Gary, what's up?

+kick @xPanda "retard"

​Goodbye.

gary, he just wanted to flex his apple watch

no much

With my taxes this year, I'm gettin' a switch. Found a smash bundle that was only $350.

Aye

I wonder if meta knight is still a beast

smash, the only game that makes me consider getting a console.

I want to get smash, octopath traveler and breath of the wild

i heard good things about octopath, would probably get that aswell.

breath of the wild... meh

type +giveme 3000 in the server and make sure it give you the tshirt voter role. i really appreciate the help

+giveme 3000

​I have assigned that role.

but seriously guys, We cant let tshirt near the nuclear chodes.

Vote prostagma for a greater server and a greater serbia

VOTE SERB

@Trapmaker you act like im gonna yeet everyone which isnt true

Nah i honestly dont care, I just like saying nuclear chodes.

@Dead you should switch to serb

meh, if im switching it would be for bonk.

but for now im down with shirt

Come on, sock accounts

Prostagms would do so much with modship

No he wouldnt lmao

i still have scars from something prostagma posted a while ago, no thank you.

Think about how many sock puppet plays he can make

Vote prostagma it'll be funny

The ultimate child theatre

Type +giveme serb

For a greater server

+giveme mykidsback please karen