wherever she goes she has to cater

@Sock Wizard no carbs. Just all fat and protein. It give you the shits but it works

Erm, anyone here tried yerba mate? I keep seeing it here lately and am kinda curious but it looks like mud.

Sounds like a lady I'd invite to any party Pirate

I get the whole ketosis(?) process, but does cream cheese help with this diet?

doesnt it make you piss blue @Balkan Twat

unless you're feeling self conscious bout your own cooking dino

I mean free deserts though

like if you invite her as the host you have to realize yours is not the dessert people will appreciate

And? Same exact thing happens with my mam at most family gatherings

I want pringles

Meme sluts dont get anything

@Dino family gatherings are the only time it's a problem

lmao

She's been cooking for the family all her life basically

@Sechesin I've heard of it but I've never had it

put enough aunts in one place and at least two are competitive bitches

mum doesnt do it to be competitive, just compulsive cook

Cook to forget

i dont know which one is worse

All the muffins won't take the memories away

My Mam cooks as she agrees most of the time to do so

idk man the hedgehog slice is pretty fucking good

Fuck it I'll try it.

She's gone as a guest and cooked more than the host

All this speaking of cooking has made me importantly hungry

Gonna eat a dick, bye

Why travel when you have 8000 to work with right here

Suck don't bite

Could set a world record bukkake right here and now.

Could you imagine everyone from the server in one auditorium?

You'd know.

Oof

Tea

Twat

Aye

Ok

@Sock Wizard nobody survives that

Also if you guys haven't tried cooking with lamb, it's pretty good with swedes, thyme and red potatoes.

@Titan Only the true bukkake master

@Titan I'd be with the cool nkids. not the dribblers