lol i had a friend in high school with a real old dad. first time he stayed at mine n his dad picked him up i said "your gramps is outside"

its still done in scotland but nicola will give you the yeet if you get caught

My mum has proven to be insane enough

LOL

he said "that's my dad" and i couldn't believe it

gramps

Id have been mortified hahaha

My dad never went to school to pic me up

When he was alive the driver would do it

😂

I do get it tho

I've got asian parents so slapping is normal, but it does really nowt but build up resentment, and when the kid gets old enough that slapping won't work then your plan falls appart

Taking things away is the better idea

Imagine the bullying I would get for that

wow so you are rich

@󠀀󠀀AK by slapping do you meant the bamboo stick

@Tea was when my dad was alive

You're not now?

no will

@BAMPOT Asian in england means pakistani and the like, so it'd be the wooden spoon

or a shoe

my grandfather used to use a shoe

@Tea long story short when I moved to to irl... My mum cleaned my bank account

lol

asian in england can also mean japanese

Wow

mums a cunt then

dont know why i assumed to be japs

Who the fuck

Changed my name

@Tea money thirsty one

My old name was locked, I can't change this shit now

Much better

Id have gussed at 21 and marrying at 65 year old @Jelbs

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fuck my typing atm

R.I.P "Bodybags for Commie Fags"

tfw gold digging sloot mum

Oof

@Tea ha plot thickens... She has a gf

Mum cares more about money than you