😂

my new alarm

I am straight and I will fuck a chick with a dick.

Hey guys, ever realised that Discord has neither the english nor the scottish flag as emojis when even the fucking Isle or Man gets its own flag🇮🇲

then you aint straight

@Fartacus Gets me everytime

the hand man

I am so straight that i don't even fuck

so i cannot be gay

asexual then

iraq iraw

oh shit <:wack:532428984496160769> is an emote on here now

*heil hitler*

Crawfoot just wants a man that w ill beat him, just like his daddy used to @Crawfoot

<:wack:532428984496160769>

aww

<:wack:532428984496160769>

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/409854922192977922/477133537615544321/Screenshot_20180809-110536_YouTube.jpg?width=290&height=443

<:wack:532428984496160769>

wub wub wub

lol fat

LOL

COLON CANCER

@Dimorac that's a blatant lie, my ex did that, did NOT like it

lies

I don't get the colon cancer one

i do

Lies and slander!

rofl

@LorneM

risk of getting it increases with obesity

You just want someone who will attempt to beat the daddy issues out of you @Crawfoot dont lie

Lool

wait what really

yeah

Yeah