Aye, it's aircraft aluminium to save my shoulders in the long rung

doesnt even have a fucking cup holder

Get a Tandem and make someone paddle for you

Need to rip off the cripple

@TBORIOT Nah not at all not even close lol

nice one dude, the amount of time you spend in it mate its worth getting a decent one

It's far cheaper

flashy wheels though

tbh you'd think it would be coming with a ipad on it

If you want some gofaster stripes or a turbo fitted let me know

well thats a bummer

get one of these man

^

Need to find another 3k ish towards it

Hey cunts

Strap some wheels on

lol dam

"they see me rollin"

Is this Murican?

it can make toast

ill take 5

So who wants to give me £3,000? 😛 lol

@Kingdilph is that the new squatty potty prototype they sent you

do dont want any more toast not now . not ever

if you give me £4000

set up a fraudulent gofundme like markus did @Dimorac

feel like if anyone would own a chair with a built in toilet and microwave, it would be dilph

@Count Dankula Any tips of setting up a scamming GoFundMe dude? need one for my cripple mobile?

Make an entry tax for the server, m8, all the whiteys thinking they'll enter something worth it

i mean..... not fraudulent! 😅

#showusthemoney

#scotaudit

wheres the money

wheres the receipt

ScotAudit 😂

Consent form asks for 5£ as well

@Hr.Nilsson nigel nae pals

He is gone

@Hr.Nilsson#3708

nice