Message from @Surbotron

Discord ID: 688908809652928585


2020-03-16 00:34:06 UTC  

Have you never heard of pomade/

2020-03-16 00:34:09 UTC  

Vro

2020-03-16 00:34:29 UTC  

Hate to break it to you but you will never get laid by anything over a 4 with that cut

2020-03-16 00:34:35 UTC  

just cut it

2020-03-16 00:34:39 UTC  

^

2020-03-16 00:34:41 UTC  

tf

2020-03-16 00:34:51 UTC  

a 3 would look way better than thatt

2020-03-16 00:35:16 UTC  

2 all the way around

2020-03-16 00:35:19 UTC  

😤

2020-03-16 00:35:19 UTC  

that shits fucked as polio dude

2020-03-16 00:35:21 UTC  

0

2020-03-16 00:35:26 UTC  

just get a side part lmao its not that hard

2020-03-16 00:35:27 UTC  

It honestly misbehaves even more when it's short. When it's long it's heavy enough that it can't stick up as easy.

2020-03-16 00:35:43 UTC  

fuck it remove the whole head for good measure

2020-03-16 00:35:51 UTC  

That is a side part, TF?

2020-03-16 00:36:33 UTC  

My GF is way above a 4 for my tastes so whatever man.

2020-03-16 00:36:51 UTC  

-4

2020-03-16 00:36:59 UTC  

niggas fucked up in the crib drinkin dr bob

2020-03-16 00:37:08 UTC  

Jus sayin

2020-03-16 00:37:27 UTC  

If you want her to not be embarrassed in public next to you get that shit under control

2020-03-16 00:37:39 UTC  

Not even trying to be mean, just trying to improve you

2020-03-16 00:37:58 UTC  

I have misbehaving hair too

2020-03-16 00:38:08 UTC  

hair got me fucked up

2020-03-16 00:38:28 UTC  

Your gf(male)'s is a -11

2020-03-16 00:38:58 UTC  

Like *bruh* you really think I’m going out like this? You got me fucked up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665035206402506772/688909139983990794/image0.jpg

2020-03-16 00:40:00 UTC  

Tf you expect me to do besides brush it over?

2020-03-16 00:40:11 UTC  

bruhh

2020-03-16 00:40:46 UTC  

brush it back

2020-03-16 00:40:53 UTC  

alternatively

2020-03-16 00:40:58 UTC  

brush it completely off

2020-03-16 00:41:15 UTC  

theres two types of haircuts unbrushed and brushed over hair

2020-03-16 00:41:39 UTC  

If I can go from that to this in 5 minutes than you can too

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665035206402506772/688909813937209365/image0.jpg

2020-03-16 00:41:50 UTC  

It’s called hair product dude

2020-03-16 00:42:16 UTC  

this meme was brought to you by short hair gang

2020-03-16 00:42:20 UTC  

still colorblind

2020-03-16 00:42:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665035206402506772/688910054027558994/DSC_0035.JPG

2020-03-16 00:42:37 UTC  

Also my GF likes my hair longer so there's that.

2020-03-16 00:42:45 UTC  

is your gf blind

2020-03-16 00:42:57 UTC  

desert multicam is cute

2020-03-16 00:43:00 UTC  

@Trolly I can see your gut through your jacket

2020-03-16 00:43:03 UTC  

that's not good