@JakeTheSnake post body

haven't ran a timed mile since middle school

we know

post car

all of the jakes are fat

no

prove it

Hey I’m a Jake relax bud

no you're a jacob

😳

>buys pvs14, kahles, and a bunch of expensive gear
>literally cannot go to the larping areas with it

😂

ARD discusses gear much more often than GQ and has a much higher standard for entry and conversation. This place is a dumpster and easily the worst /k/ server.

This is how it’s done fatties

I rent guns from my neighbors

is that the pepe liberator

Modified armalite explorer some guy at the range had

c

It was honestly a really enjoyable fun to shoot

Okay, you know what? Im gonna say it.

Horse cock is fucking mediocre. You know why?

Because it lacks complexity. Canine cock has that glorious knot

"But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it cums its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the cum inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.

Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE.

And hows about the barbed feline cock? It takes some getting used to for sure, and its not for everyone. But those barbs can really take you to the next level, the pain mixed in with the pleasure is exquisite.

Look at snakes and sharks! There's two dicks to play with.

Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!

Alligators and crocodiles have dicks that are literally ALWAYS erect.

And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the dick, as a matter of fact you could say the cock is less than half of the important part of sex.

Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human cock, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty fucking weak merit for this lauded "god of all cocks".

Thanks John McAfee, very cool!

ARD discusses gear much more often than GQ and has a much higher standard for entry and conversation. This place is a dumpster and easily the worst /k/ server.

yeah

@Red Korvo seethe

@Red Korvo seethe

@Red Korvo seethe

fag

can’t even correctly mention yourself

@Red Korvo

Oh wtf

I will pay you $5 to leave right now

@Red Korvo

Agreed about /gq/

A lot of them are active members here who largely aren’t a problem aside from those few unsavoury memes... which is why we don’t allow them. You yourself might post something you find funny but ultimately is distasteful, you think you should get perma banned for that?

@seal This is worth far more than that.

should i join ard and share my love of ecchi with them every hour

Do it.

based and ecchi pilled