Message from @Lapland

Discord ID: 689996804846387311


2020-03-18 23:55:15 UTC  

We got shopping cart niggers to slot

2020-03-18 23:56:35 UTC  

🤠

2020-03-18 23:58:09 UTC  

welcome back pardner

2020-03-18 23:58:59 UTC  

YES.

2020-03-19 00:10:28 UTC  

Yee. Haw.

2020-03-19 00:17:20 UTC  

When my uncle texts to ask where I buy my AR parts from because last year when he wanted me to build him one he never got around to funding it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665035206402506772/689990858384474237/286.jpg

2020-03-19 00:23:01 UTC  

Did you send him that? 😏

2020-03-19 00:23:03 UTC  

Kramer: well *slams door* I got corona
*audience laughs*
Jerry: you what?
Kramer: yeah yeah I got it Jerry, the big C, the killer bat flu I got it all baby!
*audience laughs*
Jerry: my god are you sure?! how did you find out?!
Kramer: well I rushed over to the doctor after a chinese man SPIT on me after I took an entire case of toilet paper from his shopping cart
*audience laughs*
Jerry: why are you taking toilet paper out of people's carts?
*audience laughs*
Kramer: Oh Jerry it's a madhouse out there! I mean don't you watch the news?! Half the countries gone berserk trying to get supplies to survive we're like...like..caged birds pecking at each other *imitates pecking birds with both his hands* YAAAH YAAHH
*audience laughs*
Jerry: but toilet paper I mean why that specifically? I could maybe see...canned food or instant noodle soup but toilet paper?
Kramer: well you know….
Jerry: what?
Kramer: geh *montions his head towards his butt*
Jerry: what what what is it?
Kramer: eh..poo poo
*audience laughs*
*Jerry rolls his eyes*
Jerry: oh come on
Kramer: no jerry don't you see? they set us up…!
Jerry: who?
Kramer: *looks around ominously as he gets closer to Jerry's face* the toilet paper industry *tck*
*audience laughs*
Jerry:....what?
Kramer: yeah see they planned it all out from the start..the virus, the paranoia, the media frenzy, see they caused it all to make a couple of bucks oh they conned us Jerry they conned us real good..OOOOH YEAH!!
*audience laughs*
Jerry: are you done?
*audience laughs*
Kramer: what what you don't believe me?
Jerry: well I don't know I mean going to all that trouble it seems highly unlikely-
Kramer: o-alright alright you blind yourself from the truth like the rest of the cattle, but you're only hurting yourself Jerry and when there's a dirty bum that needs wiping and there's no more paper to clean it with you'll know who to thank!!
*audience laughs*

2020-03-19 00:23:41 UTC  

:crowd laughter:

2020-03-19 00:24:02 UTC  

kramer: niggers

2020-03-19 00:25:36 UTC  

I'll shame him in person with it when I see him next week

2020-03-19 00:26:31 UTC  

which is better

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665035206402506772/689993169818878001/Screen_Shot_2020-03-18_at_8.25.04_PM.png

2020-03-19 00:26:43 UTC  

choose an option

2020-03-19 00:26:52 UTC  

same

2020-03-19 00:26:59 UTC  

id go with that one

2020-03-19 00:27:28 UTC  

same

2020-03-19 00:30:16 UTC  

pvs14 it is

2020-03-19 00:30:53 UTC  

whatever

2020-03-19 00:40:33 UTC  

@Sigbro Now that was gay

2020-03-19 00:40:55 UTC  

mama mia papa pia

2020-03-19 00:40:57 UTC  

<@&665048865216397363> Report in

2020-03-19 00:42:29 UTC  

got the inconel going my way finally, sent off the tube for engraving

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665035206402506772/689997188914479117/DSC_0040.JPG

2020-03-19 00:42:50 UTC  

I should be able to finish the baffles this weekend

2020-03-19 00:42:54 UTC  

w-whats the white stuff

2020-03-19 00:43:01 UTC  

Uhmw

2020-03-19 00:44:59 UTC  

Hope y'all enjoy that article.

2020-03-19 00:45:26 UTC  

oops, actually that's the wrong one

2020-03-19 00:45:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665035206402506772/689998028240584740/tumblr_nqkr8hyRlj1rav2yeo2_1280.jpg

2020-03-19 00:46:01 UTC  

There we go.

2020-03-19 00:47:53 UTC  

@zxSkeletorxz What happened to this rifle?

2020-03-19 00:48:04 UTC  

whats that for /arg/?

2020-03-19 00:48:15 UTC  

Yeah, these were done about 5 years ago

2020-03-19 00:49:50 UTC  

Here's another one.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665035206402506772/689999038010884116/tumblr_nndg8eZCZb1rav2yeo2_1280.jpg

2020-03-19 01:12:58 UTC  

who posted these on tumblr?

2020-03-19 01:19:13 UTC  

Cannot divulge

2020-03-19 01:20:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665035206402506772/690006632272625696/tumblr_nscyygX4az1rav2yeo2_1280.jpg

2020-03-19 01:21:15 UTC  

Faulks back.

2020-03-19 01:21:17 UTC  

Nice

2020-03-19 01:22:04 UTC  

Oh it was dr8co

2020-03-19 01:22:07 UTC  

Huh

2020-03-19 01:26:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/665035206402506772/690008371226869760/ETV9kceU4AEuwrZ-orig.jpg