may I offer a replacement?

Josh: who's mom is gay
John: @Donaldus Triumphus's mom is!!!
@Donaldus Triumphus: 'nt
John: ***well shit***
Josh: begin the ritual
@Donaldus Triumphus: **Brandishes knife*
John: *kneels down*
@Donaldus Triumphus : **Hands knife to John and takes out katana**
John: **Commits Seppuku**
@Donaldus Triumphus: ***Cuts off head***
Everyone: Commits Seppuku

k then

wut

this is my draft for my web comic called Ctrl+Alt+Delete

Why not Alt + F4?

***isn't that to refresh the page***

***sniffs*** yeah boi

xd

someone just sent this to me

go to shitpost

@Big Shobe natsoc?

Donaldus since you’re in China have you visited any Iphone factories

All the factories are in Beijing, I'm in Shanghai

shame

have you eaten any dogs yet

nah, I wouldn't want to breath around that thing lmao

h

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he ial

@co owner Only a daily dose of cat

sounds dericious

badda badda ba ba bam badda badda bam baada bada bam

@co owner I get it now😂

@Donaldus Triumphus huh?

Are you a nationalsocialist

No

I follow no ideology

cool m8

Just asking for the rank

@feminist1 @sheriff lasagna Welcome

With all 100% of precincts reporting, we can now call the West special election
Federalist Republican-9 votes (47.36%) white_check_mark
Coolinee Kerman-6 votes (31.57%) x
TheCakeMuffinCrew-4 votes (21.05%) x

I WON

@Donaldus Triumphus

@Chancellor Federalist NICE

Republicans are now the majority

Always great to hear

Amen

@Donaldus Triumphus