but there is one thing

I'd like to thank my voybal iq

But I cant

i can call you senpai ??

Sure

k then

OK are u ready

For the first lesson?

i am ready

OK you need to take that zenphone and throw it in the trash

And then light that trash on fire

no

Then spit on it

i like my cellphone

Then take a shit and throw it on the burning trash

galaxys are for normies

Then buy an LG v20

And 4 replaceable batteries

ald fagphones ass well

and

Then u won't have to pay some hairy loser to open up ur phone and replace the shitty lion battery

aka aple

apple

god dammit

i hate typing

Crapple is faggotry

Fuck crapple and all their products

indeed my jewish overlord

Zenphone is not any better tho

it is

Lion batteries degrade after 6 months normie

i know goy

After 9 months you will have 60% capacity

really

After 12 you will have 45%

shit

Zenphone is trying to Jew u goyim

well

this is another false promise made by a enterprise

Planned obsolescence

nothing new here