@Colonel Sanders™

Would you rather have fingers as long as your toes or toes as long as your fingers

These are horrible Would You Rather.

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Toes as long as fingers.

Would you rather sit on my 7" Cock or Suck Donald Trump's finger that was stuck up his ass for 5 months?

Libtard spotted

Would you rather be able to teleport but only vertically or be able to smell salt from 100 feet away

LIBTARD MODE ACTIVATES

Oof

Answer @Colonel Sanders™

Finger

Jesus Christ

It would be fermented

And sweet

Lord have mercy

Would you rather be able to teleport but only vertically or be able to smell salt from 100 feet away

😍😍

Smell salt.

B

A

Teleport up and kill myself from the fall

Ez

Would you rather be suck my grandpa's never washed hand in 89 years or lick my clean hands that have been washed over 150,000,000 times?

Would you rather be an antivaxxer or a communist

A

And a

Communist

I’d never have kids

So I don’t care

I’m sorry but I don’t wanna die before I’m 7

I’m never gonna have kids

Would you rather kill your entire family or kill a newborn puppy?

Puppy

Better dead than red.

Mainly cuz I’ll probably kill myself before I get the chance

But

Omg

Don’t kill yourself

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Jesus loves you