Message from @s t a i n e d g l a s s
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what is an oof
With more reeee
LOL more reeeee
An oof is like
<:REEEEEE:475765392489578497>
😣 this is the face you make on an oof
Like you got hit in the gut
But
It can be applied to others also
so it's a negative connotation ?
So if someone roasts you
I can say oof
oh ok
Like ooh sick burn
i gotcha. it's hard being an alien and learning earthling ways
jk
You got it grandma 👵
Jk
no it's too late. i'm crying
Lol
that's like marking territory tho. wait... cats do that too right?
male cats rather
or is it the scent
It’s not too busy
what is that emoji
And this dude said he wants to rkelly you
Oof
lol r kelly
ok thought so
yeah the spelling thru me off i was like hmmm
Can we adopt Dix? @s t a i n e d g l a s s
And then dumpster baby him
no. we dont leave babies for dead
you two can share a room
Nah that’s gay
He can sleep outside in the shed
Short dix chill
what if he is tall tho?
This reminds me of the time I ordered a Lyft and to my surprise a tomato was driving the car. I debated on whether or not I should get in the car since a tomato was driving it.
How’s a tomato supposed to drive a car without any arms I says to myself.
The tomato then looked at me kind of funny. As if it could read what my mind says.
I was scared of the tomato now but I really needed to get to work. And I thought the tomato got here okay and its car ain’t wrecked or anything like that. So I got in. The back seat of course. Because I was still scared.
It turned out the tomato was the best driver I ever had. It drove me directly to where I needed to go and there was bottled water in the back seat for me to drink and a magazine filled with games. The music was not Maroon 5. I was very impressed with the tomato.
This tomato was also never bothersome to me. It never said a word until the very end of the ride. Guess what it says to me?
It says to me. Sir you were correct. I can most certainly read your mind. And also you are correct with realizing that I am in fact a tomato, even though I identify as a non binary bridge. Also you thought correctly, I have no arms. You truly did grasp the situation until that point. But one thing you failed to realize is that I have no eyes. I never looked at you like you thought and I could not see where I was going. And lastly I’d like to thank you for the 5 star and tip you’re about to give me.
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