Basically last Saturday

TIL sleep anxiety is a thing and I definitely got it hard

Help this subreddit is too real, it serves classics

Me at my sister every fucking morning

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/341143733787688960/671863605351809058/3.jpg

Uh so I got a voicemail from a dude in jail

THATS CRAZY

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

If I pay to listen to it the dude better tell me where his stash is

DO IT DO IT DO IT

Can’t RN

shit

Don’t have a card

that sucks

But one thing about the website

You can call a prisoner

wow

THATS INSANE

Lmao

That seems kinda dumb.

It gives me an excuse to avoid them

jk jk

It gives me an excuse to avoid going outside

To be fair still better then being a dickhead

LOL

And of course I get intense cravings for Chinese food when there's a fucking pandemic going on lmao

RIP

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