Im gonna have a piss-up

Sloshed

Getting pissed with the boys

I've heard that one

Gosh I have gone and forgotten all my clever euphemisms for getting wasted

Getting fucked

Ladderzat worden

getting shit faced

Naar de tering gaan

Which translates to going to typhus

???

Lol typhus?

As in getting fucked af

Fair enough!

Van de kaart raken

Oog I think I used to say get slammed too

Which means going of the map

Idunno. I'm too old now

Naar de klote zijn

Which mean being as fucked as testicles

Bahaha now that's funny

Testificles means

Testicles in Dutch is used as the word shit is used in Englishness

When you drop a hot pan on your feet and you’re like

KLOTE

And then you’re like

KLOTE PAN

And dickhead translates to Dutch

Into eikel

Which is the same word we use for acorn

Welp

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