i wana burrito

It is now fucking 11:47, and I wanna die.

youch

Shit sorry to hear that Squeaks. Hope you feel better

^

I probably will, but I just need food

My body is dehydrated af.

I don't even really like burritos lol

I ordered a good amount of food to eat but I'm not gonna go ham.

They always wanna put beans in them

IM GONNA GO HAMMMM

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Ham

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Raam means window in Dutch

oof

Hahah

so go haam on the raam

Microsoft is named after Bill Gates dick

I used to said I was gonna get hammed meaning get drunk

My friends hated it so naturally I kept saying it

Im gonna have a piss-up

Sloshed

Getting pissed with the boys

I've heard that one

Gosh I have gone and forgotten all my clever euphemisms for getting wasted

Getting fucked

Ladderzat worden

getting shit faced

Naar de tering gaan

Which translates to going to typhus

???

Lol typhus?

As in getting fucked af

Fair enough!

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