But I'm too much of a hedonist to be hippie

I feel like if I spend every other weekend playing in dirt looking for mushrooms and insects that's kind of dirtbag hippy

I am a heathen

Okay pagan

Yeh I could get into that ritual shit

You can call it dirtcore if u like

Wear horns

I wish the dirtbag joy on you @Farunel

smother yourself in goaat blood n shiet

Sacrifice some... Thing

Oof

Like. A plant

Don't sacrifice your loved ones

I mean like you gotta do it once

Yessss

Gotta chop that onion to eternal hell

Once is all it takes~~

Oooof

And a baby carrot

Ooooof

Knew it was incoming

I guess if you stew it it might count as a hex

mmm carrots

Gods would be displeased

Let's not soil onions and carrots now

VEGGIES ARE GOOD

Iunno carrots really aren’t all that tho

GOT IT

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A GREASY SOCIOPATH

I like carrots

can we sacrifice a baby carrot to the great god Cthulhu

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ooo

Also oof I feel dizzy, probably sleepy

I don’t see why not

Speaking of which

Byeee

Only if it's attached to an onion

I bought the entire lovecraft collection lol

Well of his finished work ofc

Even great cosmic entities need their greens