Idc about their pwescious warlord

And his kids

Or wives

In fact

Same thing.

I joke!

I'm still horrified I'm named after 2 of his wives AND his daughter

That name has no meaning

Except by association with that disgusting pos

It literally means a fucking tree in paradise

Were his wives named Sleepy and Social and his daughter, Misshit?

I'm a unicorn

LMAOOOOOOO

Omf

A lot of guys here have 4 wives. Or rather, 1 wife and 3 ex-wives. Or just 4 ex-wives.

Yess, first wife was not important, second wife ruined adopted kids for him

And his daughter was a social butterfly

Nah

They all had the same name

Was social media around when she was?

Lmaooo no

She was busy publicly preparing to die after mo died

Wait wrong kid

Lmao

(also my second name)

Like, Seppuku, but the Muslim version?

Idk

Speaking of which, I hope Onision's daughter is going to be okay.

Fatima died after 6 months

Oof.

Died of a fever

And no, Zainab was featured a lot in his biography sitting on his knee as a kid

The daughter

When was this? 2000 years ago?

7th century

And this guy is still relevant

I wish Dan went in time and exposed Mo like he did gargle

The ability people have to worship somebody who's been dead for over a thousand years never ceases to amaze me.

Then maybe 1 billion people wouldn't be so delusional

Tell me about it @Scythe

I'm pretty sure they don't worship the guy himself