reminds me of the candy

oh how I miss that candy

CaNDY ``CRUSH``

Which candy?

The heart candy made of bonemeal and earwax?

Ouf my net died low ley

Make it die less. :(

Can't

I drain it here lmaooo

@Sanguis morning :3

Yes, my sibs low key Mordor moi

You'd think they're crying or shit

Nah they're not

They're playing or whatever

Mordor? Now we're bringing LOTR into this?

Nooo

@Leo_girl27 and ofc I need to move to anywhere in the west lmaooo

Even Oceania works

Pleaseeeeee lol

BE MY SUGAR MOM SPONSOR ME

Canada has plenty of room.

90 DAY FIANCE LMAOOO

Fuck net lag

It only sticks if you actually get married. Fiancees don't get green cards. :(

Awwie

Also, nah

I'll do some shit about it

But no sugaring me

I'm a sour boi

Though, there's a whole department of bitter police academy washouts who go after fraudulent marriages. :O

Hmmmm

What about lavender marriages

Wat

Also nah, imma do it the masters wsy

Lavender marriages were a thing in the 20th century

Time for cardio 👊🏻

A gay guy and a lesbian marry for beard purposes

If you start the process now, you may get it finished by the time you graduate.

Yeet

Beard purposes. 🤔

Nah, technically I have to be in my 3rd or 4th year to apply