It only sticks if you actually get married. Fiancees don't get green cards. :(

Awwie

Also, nah

I'll do some shit about it

But no sugaring me

I'm a sour boi

Though, there's a whole department of bitter police academy washouts who go after fraudulent marriages. :O

Hmmmm

What about lavender marriages

Wat

Also nah, imma do it the masters wsy

Lavender marriages were a thing in the 20th century

Time for cardio 👊🏻

A gay guy and a lesbian marry for beard purposes

If you start the process now, you may get it finished by the time you graduate.

Yeet

Beard purposes. 🤔

Nah, technically I have to be in my 3rd or 4th year to apply

Not too soon

Gotta complete my bachelor's if I gotta get that PG

PG? ;)

Post graduate

Get yer mind out of the gutter

That's my job to be dirty

Hah. :P

That's what she said

Loo

Oool

Imma go do work yeet

Ya take care

You too! :)

Cardio is done 👊🏻

Excellent. :D

even tho it felt like I was dying, it feels good after

get that heart pumping

Hell yeah

dancing is the best cardio

Time for more yoga

Then squats

Ab crunches

Then weights