I have good phone typing speed

I rarely texted till 2017

"im
not gay
im
jeremy
and somtimes
when r jermetu
ur
jeremy
when ur jeremy
ur al wyas jeremt
and my shirt is gone
and so is my pants
im really odld"

Then I made tight friends, got on social media

An example of the shit my friend says while drunk as fuck

OKAY NO FUCK THAT

Lol

LOL

I'd say

I've gotten good at translating this shit

"yer drunk, call me"

NO

CALLING IS WORSE

For me, if it is my best friend it isnt

I had to end the call due to bad internet and he was spamming me cause I didnt say goodnight

She know how much I like talking to her

Well, she did

I don't think icould handle this

Handle my speed?

"afaurnel
whydont
you have
a miiiiiic
farunel
go outside
and
dtalkw ith me
ph faurneleieiel"

Nah

lol

Lmaoooo

This texting

LOL

I only put up with it because he's a great friend but holy fuck

Frealing terrible

Unfortunately I used to type like that when I was in tears lulz

Drunk Jeremy is...

Special

Aww

Now I can type good

And got speed

But it was either calls

Or rare texting

Oh btw

This is the same motherfucker

Who got so drunk in a group vc he puked in vc

You'd think as an introvert I'd hate calls

And also passed out in a different vc

OOF