You're hopeless

Just because hes an adult doesnt mean you can sexually harass him

Borderline "nice guy" response

Wait, you've taken my shit seriously?

yes.

oh

Have i told you about the tragedy of the British empire

There was once a little boy called England

He had dreams of becoming a king

However he lived in a house with 3 other siblings

of course it would be a little boy

i mean @Lao can you stop sexually harassing me please! I find you talking to me to be quite uncomfortable

Scotland, Wales, and Ireland

Scotland bullied England, sometimes to death

However due to plot armor England still survived

And Wales wanted Scotland to stop, ***So he left England consume him***

Hurry up

the irish come into this because they're backwards

Meanwhile Scotland had a disease

It's called Being Scottish

So Scotland was slowly dying by Being Scottish

And ***England proceeds to consume him***

However Ireland was perfectly fine

This is longer than a follow up to a sleazy 70's porno...

This ain't no porno

I'm teaching history

just stick it in already, gawd

Accurate history if I may say

*In reality Scotland signed the deal with England to form the British Union

This isn't a porno

?

pity 😦

... 2 years in and I'm only just realizing this

fuck

lmao! @Farunel

Because Scott's thought it would be a great idea to colonise Panama

However there are still some sexy shots

Scotland died 2 paragraphs ago

Please move the plotline along

isn't panama a kind of cheese

There were 2 kids who made up Ireland, the Catholics and Protestants