True

He'll do anything to stay relevant

I would rather go with the Stunt theory

Me too

Because he was doomed to go to jail

he looks a bit like a school shooter not gonna lie

Jennifer, he wants to go out with a bang

He needs to.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm genuinely scared about his children's safety

His suit pants are too long for him lmaoooo

He knows he's going to jail, so before he does so

He wants to make as much clout as he can.

Running naked in Seattle

that's....the worst suit to turn up to court in ever

Shooting his family or a school

Probably even suicide

Someone should seriously keep a patrol at his movement and his family

The only way he can save himself if he bails out of America

both cases were dropped because the wrong Chris Hanses was served

Hanses*

HANSEN*

FUCK

lol

We honestly got at least multiple outcomes of this scenario
Either Onison will man up and go to jail and that'll be the end of, Which I highly doubt will happen

wait, what? the wrong Chris Hansen was served?

hah

he wouldn't be able to stay out of the limelight to do that. He's gt caught so fucking fast.

having a stroke gandalf ?

YES

Maybe @Anime Horror Doll

But it can't stop him from trying

So he'll either flee America, go to jail as a man, or do some clout shit to stay in the news

These are the 3 possible outcomes out of this shitfest

if the FBI are eyeballing, he'd be shitcanned from leaving the country I'd imagine, so that eliminates that

unless he fucks off in a dinghy

And what's a better way to etch yourself a name in the world than being a part of a suicide pact, shooting up a school or his family

Tats a suit cunt, get some class bitch!

@Crowbar Ξx Machina Probably

Still