i was just in the hospital a few weeks back

and i had to deny morphine 3 times

they were more than happy to give it to me for no reason

"are you sure? we can make you feel really good..."

Aircraft crashes aren't like you see on TV, just a Seuuuuuwhuuuu

yea i fucking bet

Yikes

Think of it as this

A metal cylinder that has hundreds of parts

You mess with a part, your fucked

but those things are checked frequently

That's why aeromechanics get fucked the second an aircraft crashes

They put an investigation into your ass

a plane is a plane, cause it's a plane

and it's treated as such

means rigorous tests and frequent checks on everything

but you're right

And a plane is supposed to be kept in check by the likes of me

if something goes wrong, it goes wrong

and everythings fucked

If I'm fucked on vodka or cocaine

I can't keep it in check

yup

true true

If I can't keep it in check

I’m not sure about the whole foul play thing I mean accidents happen

yeah

but its also distracting people from other shit

You train people to avoid these accident's

Yes, parts can break under stress

And statistically speaking celebrities like him ride planes a lot more often then the average person

i assume this is a distracton

But we can calculate the load factors

One of those rides was bound to have a problem

yeah

And see if said part CAN break

If said part can actually break

Then shits off the plane

But he was in a helicopter

He wasn't doing stunts