These are mild wings :3

with bleu cheese dressing :3

Also, brain fart of the day

like the good shit haha

Mmm THATS where it’s at

:3 yay

Walking is like jerking off, it's all fun and games until you have to do it for more than half an hour, and realise you will be alone for the rest of your life

It's so sad, Alexa play boulevard of broken dreams

*incel tears*

@sleepysclmsft

Are you okay

After an hour of blasting green day as I walk alone

NOIOOOOO

Awwie

Stretch ur legs!!

I am doing that

I reached home

But I'm sweaty and alone

Just like when I wank oof

This nerd doesn’t look right

Is that even a nerd?

Looks like blue balls lel

It’s a jelly bean kind!

As in the Wonka nerds right?

Looks like berry flavour to me

But then again, blue balls oof

I had wonka nerds btw, loved them

I remember when I was younger my dad telling me blue balls was an excuse for a guy to make me feel bad to have sex with him

Ooh these are chewy ones

Aww

Big big chun-gus

I'm losing my chungus

Every time I hear someone say big big chungus

Tf kinda shit your parents be telling you

For real, I can't feel my gut anymore

It's gone hawwwww

I think of big booty bitches

Me too