What shit? :O

Rn just to do chores

Later on to low key watch my house burn down to the ground muhehehehe

Would that make you feel... *Jollywood*?

PUN PATROL

:)

Istg you will get 15 years in sad heaven one day

As long as I get my 72 virgins, I'm fine with that.

Wait, hold up.

What happens to all the virgins when they're no longer virgins?

:(

It's too early to be doing a deep think.

The date today is... 0202 2020.

Yayyy

When they are no longer virgins

They are well

Chaaaadsssss/s

Nah, nothing happens

What even is a Chad? Lol

An idea of how the "successful" man should be

Women sticking to him, big dick less intelligence needed shit like that

Good physique

All bleh

Tbh the whole chads vs incel idealogy is overrated

Real life does t always work that way

I must become... a Super Chad! A woman hanging off each arm? Nah, that's rookie numbers. One for each finger and thumb.

Wtf

That gave a disturbing image in my head rip

Except my right hand. It's fucked up.

I suspect I have nerve damage in my right hand.

Youch, how though?

Do you have pain in your wrist?

No, but my fingers twitch constantly, but only in my right hand.

Uh huh

Does it affect your work when you do it?

Like your daily tasks?

Sleepy

Yes?

Can you cook me dinner

No, but it does sometimes make it hard to hold stuff. :P

I'm too lazy