I take a piss

Greeted by a fucking 6 meter freak or something

Reflexes got me out of there then I could even realize

I’m getting a ball python or a Kenyan sand boa soon when I move ahh I made it official

I’m so excited

Don't be silly wrap your Willy

My friend breeds ball pythons in TO

They are cute

They don't poop much

Or eat much

H a h a h a

Yes

Snakes are cute

They aren't cute when someone throws them at you

My only thing I was worried about was I live in an apartment and I would be lacking space

BUT

I'm pretty sure pythons don't have teeth

I meant snakes in general

Ball pythons are too small to kill you so they chill

They also don't need a lot of space

Most snakes here are poisonus

I got the confirmation that Our second roommate is gonna move with us so I’ll have room when we move to the bigger place 🥺

I mean honestly I've been shot at and had snakes thrown at me

I'll rather be shot at

As long as you have room for a decent sized tank you good

Well, sad I can't be much of use in breeding snakes

Guess I'm out

Peace

Hahahha

Well not all sneks are equal

How is everyone?

Hii

Welcome

I'm bleh, way past my bedtime

heyo

Hiii

Wassup?

Has anyone noticed that Martin hasn't been active?

@Martin

God damn it

Yes I did